This is me, take it or fuck off.

Jade Phoenix. 16. Sherlock, The Moral Instruments, the walking dead, LOTR, hobbit, Game of Thrones, awkward, new girl, The vampire Academy,Once apon a Time, Teen wolf and TFIOS. Ask me anything.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via the-path-to-heaven)

what-id-wear:

What I’d Wear : The Outfit Database

(source : Le Happy )

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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(Source: basedgosh, via lotrsuperavengewholock)

Why should Merry be left behind? He has as much cause go to war as you! Why can he not fight for those he loves?

(Source: pelennors, via lordoftheelves)

bagleopard:

the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it 

(via huggedhemmo)

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via huggedhemmo)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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prettiestalpha:

who the hell gave stiles a poral gun?

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam, via eirishu)

Five new stills from ‘The Maze Runner’ movie! [x]

(Source: mazerunnernews, via errantcohle)

pippinforthewin:

The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue

(via lordoftheelves)

korratic:

"airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

(via patrickcolemanus)

white person:

how do you say my name in your language??

normanreedusitalia:

TWD FAMILY!!!SDCC *-*

(via lizthefangirl)