AhhWeeLamb

Jade Phoenix. 16. Sherlock, The Mortal Instruments, the walking dead, LOTR, hobbit, Game of Thrones, awkward, new girl, The vampire Academy,Once apon a Time, Teen wolf and TFIOS. Ask me anything.

Citizens of District 13

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iamthelaur:

potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

RUN, MARS, RUN

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So my professor was asking questions.

Professor:

Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?

Like 3 people:

*raises hand*

Professor:

Who plans on never getting married?

Me:

*raises hand*

Professor:

*points me out* why?

Me:

It's illegal.

Professor:

touche.

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

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bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

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fyeahbabiesofcolor:

colonelcheru:

literatenonsense:

my-bff-nastia:

gymnastics-dreamscancometrue:

The bee attack in photos x

SCREAMING. I love Larissa casually being like look friend, a bee is upon you. EITHER THAT OR SHE IS PUTTING IT THERE. She and Russia are in cahoots.

DYING

I didn’t realize there was a bee and it made these pictures 100000 times better.

omg

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banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(via weliveandbreathepumpkins)

oncelut:

my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” 

i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR ME LAUGHING 

(via dontsayiloveyou)

Friend:

What's your type?

Me:

Famous or fictional.

amandagoodbyeness:

WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINEimage

(via full-timebullshitter)

patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

image

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theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

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